ATTENTION liberals, modernists, or any other bible-perverters:
You must understand the love of our lord. You must grasp these fundamental concepts of christianty:
- Do good deeds, or ask for forgiveness.
- You are made in God’s image, yet you will make mistakes.
- God is all good, and also created evil.
- God can do anything, but we have free will
If correctly understood, the reader of these will make it into heaven.
Read closely and avoid any confusion, sinners.